Festive fear from the parlour cats
Good Meow-ning! Welcome to the parlour… I’m afraid there is nobody here but us cats this morning; Max and Collin have, we hear, decided to cast their net further afield and ‘hopped’ the Skyway rail down to Morecambe to try to sell Lemonade there instead. Morecambe is NOT Montmorency’s territory and he is furious. Let us hope that the Morecambe dealers do not discover them. We do sincerely hope they do not get themselves murdered down some dark alley, that would be a shame as we wouldn’t get to steal their milk ration any more.
We wish you a very purrrrrrfect morning and hope to see you again soon, do drop by next week for tea, even if the boys are not returned, we shall be here so until then please be always, the one with the nine lives.
The Parlour Cats.