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#RainbowSnippets: Curious Adventures

Happy Saturday!  And happy Candlemas / Imbolc / St Bridget’s day or whatever wonderful things you celebrate at this time of year! For us here in Steampunk’d Lancaster it is of course the annual frost fair, and if you’d like to grab a promo slot there is still time to show of your wares with a guest post, just click the submissions tab above and scroll down for the frost fair template I’ll be squeezing in as many as I can before the end of Feb 🙂 x

Here’s my #RainbowSnippets post for this week – if you’re new to this, Rainbow Snippets is a chance to read and share 6 sentences of LGBTQIA+ fiction every Saturday. There’s a huge variety from Steampunk, like mine, to Romance, Fantasy, Paranormal, Comedy and everything in between. You can join the fun and read all the other fabulous snippets at the wonderfully friendly and supportive official facebook group here.

This week I’m still snipping from the first book in my Ashton’s Kingdom series, The Curious Adventures Of Smith And Skarry. This story includes diverse characters from across the gender spectrum and beneath the humorous veneer it asks big questions about the important issues of power, identity and, most importantly,  fine china.

For reference, if you’ve been enjoying the Necromancer snippets, this story takes place 500 years before that. And if you’ve enjoyed the Jack and Marjory snippets, this story happens immediately before those events, so Jack and Marjory are still working down the treacle mine at this point – and the Pirate Captain on the front cover is Jack Diamond who rescues them in book two 🙂
If you’d like some world background to the whole series you can find it here in the INTRODUCTION which is at the start of the book as well.

To recap from where we left off last week, Mercurio Smith and Johnathon Skarry (two undergraduate wizards) are about to break in to a baker’s shop in Pendle, and Skarry is appalled to find his new friend is about to use an illegal technomantic contraption; a Cat Of Nine Lives…

Mercurio continued his attentions toward the inanimate object until, to Skarry’s surprise, the thing made a very soft purring noise, brazenly stretched itself on the wizard’s palm and then leaned forwards, curiously, to inspect the lock on the high wooden gate which led, Skarry assumed, into the baker’s back garden. The purring heightened slightly in pitch (no louder than gnat’s drone) and the cat opened its mechanical mouth and breathed a puff of steamy green smoke into the keyhole.

The door swung open, without a sound, and Mercurio grinned smugly and stopped it with his foot, gesturing, with a nod, for Skarry to enter first. He did so, offering a smile which expressed the full extent of his gratitude for the gesture. It was a foolish mistake. He would pay for it for hours, but right now he didn’t much care: Smith’s ego had taken a break-neck skid down the oily pole of Skarry’s preservation priority list.


The evil overlord Wiz has seized control of all the tea, cake and magic in the universe. In a world crammed with dubious science and cream-powered technology, crippled by sugar tax and loose leaf ration books, overrun by cake smugglers, tea fiends and lemonade dealers, ruled over by Tea Time Lords and policed by vigilante mechanical angels, only a band of truly extraordinary adventurers can bring down this oppressive empire and save the good people of Ire from this tea time tyranny. Could these two would-be wizards, Messrs Smith and Skarry, and their band of land pirates, skywaymen, witches, orphans and other relentless rogues, be the anti-heroes The New World has been waiting for, or have they simply stirred up an enormous storm in a rather tiny teacup?


Wishing you all a most splendiferous week and don’t forget to check in at the #rainbowsnippets facebook group for more fabulous snippets of LGBTQIA+ fiction


9 responses

  1. Such wonderful description, which leaves me wanting more!

    Liked by 1 person

    February 1, 2020 at 6:42 pm

    • smithandskarry1

      Aw thankyou! I’m so glad you’re enjoying it and wanting to read more 😀 xx


      February 5, 2020 at 10:48 am

  2. He would pay for it for hours, but right now he didn’t much care: Smith’s ego had taken a break-neck skid down the oily pole of Skarry’s preservation priority list.

    😹 Sublime. I’ve never read a more piquant summation of said mind state. 😁 It’s luscious, every bit as vivid as it is evocative. 🥰 You’re a marvel; no matter how swift the change – or break-neck its skid – you never fail to conjure a mental moodstone as dazzling as tis deliciously done. ❤️♦️❤️♦️❤️

    Liked by 1 person

    February 2, 2020 at 7:37 am

    • smithandskarry1

      Aw thankyou so much my lovely one – I’m sure I don’t deserve such high praise as your magnificent wordsmithery is able to conjure forth but I am superr-duper chuffed you loved it! XD xxx

      Liked by 1 person

      February 5, 2020 at 10:47 am

      • Aw, y’welcome. My wordsmithery? You daftie, I have to up my game to write a worthy comment! xxx


        February 5, 2020 at 10:19 pm

  3. Love the description!

    Liked by 1 person

    February 8, 2020 at 4:25 am

    • smithandskarry1

      Thankyou! 😀


      February 10, 2020 at 11:07 am

  4. Love the technomagic. Can’t wait to find out what’s on the other side of the gate, but didn’t either one think to look before just walking through it? (Too much suspicion from D&D…)

    Liked by 1 person

    February 16, 2020 at 1:31 am

    • smithandskarry1

      Yay! I’m so glad you love the techno magic 😀 There’s more of that to come in the series! LOL, considering this story started life as an rpg that’s a very appropriate comment! XD (I think Mercurio has already spent time scouting this out and knows a lot more than he’s letting on to Skarry – he’s a bit of a git like that 😉 )


      February 18, 2020 at 8:19 am

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