Good morning Ladies and Gentlemen I hope you are feeling extremely eleven o clockwise because the time is indeed eleven o clock so please, Hang up your top hat of imposing mental prowess, fold down your pugnacious parasol and pull up a chair (or lemonade crate)
This morning our lovely werewolf butler has been out picking flowers for us… hm? Oh no, no, no don’t worry, nothing like that… we need them for the revolution. Sorry? War of the roses? Oh I see, you are trying to be amusing! Oh well done, yes…hm… but seriously now, please, these flowers which Max is diligently dismantling over there are going to play a vital role in overthrowing the queen and taking our first tentative steps towards world domination…. Hm? Oh yes, sorry, you’re right of course I did mean world liberation. Liberation from the tea time tyranny of Wiz.
You may be aware that Max and his fellow revolutionaries communicate with each other using coded poetry books and an unnecessarily complicated language of stamps? Well now we are attempting to incorporate Floriography (the language of flowers) as well. If you are plotting a revolution, you may wish to consider using this marvellous coding method yourself and so here, for your convenience, are some commonly used flowers and their traditional Victorian meanings to get you started…
Yellow Marquerile – I come soon
Canterbury Bell – Your letter was received
Iris – I sent a message
Red Fuchia – I like your taste
Pinks – Yes
Wild Rose – Pleasure and pain
Poppy – I am not free
White rose – I cannot
But goodness, all this flower arranging tires one’s tentacles to the extreme, let us break for a while and see if Klapka has not been too busy flower picking to to make us something delicious for our elevenses… mmm, lemon and lavender tea cookies! They are her own recipe, and here it is…
Lemon and Lavender Tea Cookies
150g plain flower
100g butter or margarine
50g caster sugar
1 lemon zest finely grated
1 tsp hot earl grey tea
1 tsp lavender flowers
Mix all ingredients together to form a soft dough, adding a little more flour or tea as needed. Roll into a sausage shape, wrap in cling film and chill for 1 – 24 hours. Slice into cookie rounds (each about the thickness of a pound coin) and bake on a greased tray on gas 4 for about 10mins until pale gold. Leave to cool down and firm up then serve with a cup of jasmine or lady grey tea.
Delicious! And now there is nothing left to do but find some soothing music to tap our tentacles to as we nom …
Marvellous, we hope you have a very lovely afternoon and we invite you back to join us for our morning cuppa on Monday, until then please be always
February 7, 2017 | Categories: Elevenses | Tags: cake, code, cookies, flowers, food, geek, history, Language of flowers, LGBT, music, nerd, octopus, recipes, revolution, spring, steampunk, tea, Victorian | 2 Comments
Good morning Ladies and Gentlemen! Welcome to Max and Collin’s corvidishly cordial and avidly aviational parlour located in the splendidly scenic city of Lancaster, Mor Ire.
True, perhaps, some have called it a festering featherbed of fiendish flights of fancy filled with remorselessly ravenous rouges, but we consider that such people are merely embittered that they have not yet received an invitation.
You find us at this deliciously eleven o clockish hour, debating the age old riddle:
Why is a raven like a writing desk?
We can’t for the life of us imagine why the answer to this riddle has plagued humanity for so long! Why we’ve only been working on it for the last 48 hours and already we’ve come up with a most excellent list of possibilities:
1) They both begin with R
2) They both have two legs
3) They both employ feathers in some fashion
4) They both produce flat notes
5) Neither can be counted upon to take the weight of a gentleman’s elbow
6) Neither is a dependable cache for your illicit Tiffin
Feel free to add your own possible answers in the comments section.
Now, as we are all stark raving ravenous here in the parlour, it is just as well our lovely werewolf butler, Klapka, has furnished us with some Gothic Goodies as we continue our irreverent Poevember celebrations…
This beautiful cookie tutorial is by Mary and Brenda, the cake girls, click on the picture to go straight to their recipe!
Ah, delicious, and now for some audacious audios to usher in the afternoon, something fun and whimsical perhaps?
Well, that’s a tough contest! Who do you think is the winner?
We will see you back in the parlour on Thursday when we will be All Punked Up With No Place To Go but our dear witch Mrs B will be in her soup kitchen tomorrow with one of our favourite Author / Artists Lynn Cecil! So, until we see you again, please, be always,
November 15, 2016 | Categories: Elevenses | Tags: alice in wonderland, cookies, fantasy, fiction, goth, gothic, horror, music, punk, rap, ravens, reading, recipes, sci fi, science fiction, steampunk, stephen king, writing | 2 Comments
Good morning Ladies and Gentlemen, you find us ravenously eleven o’ clockish this morning, which is grand because the time is, indeed, 11’o clock. So, step inside, take off your Top Hat Of Imposing Mental Prowess, hang up your Pugnacious Parasol and make yourselves at home in Max and Collin’s voraciously verve and quintessentially quixotic parlour, located in the splendidly scenic city of Lancaster, Mor Ire.
True, perhaps, some people have called it a mange-ridden menagerie crawling with cretinous creatures of condensed conscience, but we consider that such people are merely embittered that they have not yet received an invitation.
Today you find us spitting fur balls as we try to relieve ourselves of our unwanted feline guests. We have stopped feeding them, we have stopped naming them, we have barred the door and we have banned them from the choicest cushions but still they keep on coming! There are cats on the balcony and cats on the stairs, cats on the table and even in the teapot.
Maybe that is because we are enjoying Witch Of The Woods from The Malfoy Tea Emporium? Those witches are all about the cats aren’t they eh? Perhaps this is Mrs Baker’s doing? Perhaps she is sending us cat after cat in some cruel and unusual attempt to make us mend our ways? Hm. What do you think Max? ….Max?…
Oh goodness no stop eating them I’m sure that is not the solution!!
Ah, not to worry, those are not real cats that my Very Quiet Gentleman Friend is devouring but these delicious black cat cookies from Gesmack which our smugly sadistic werewolf butler has inflicted upon us no doubt in some diabolic attempt at dark humour.
Still they are delightfully delicious and so she is completely forgiven – never wise to hold a grudge against a woman with teeth like that. So, we have our tea, we have our fancies, all that we require now is some splendid sounds to usher in the afternoon…
Marvellous, and of course Max and myself will be ‘suiting up’ in our own fashion on Thursday and looking for the most prestigiously punked-up places to spend the weekend. Meanwhile our catastrophic witch, Mrs Baker, will be interviewing Kylie Dexter tomorrow in her soup kitchen and Peril will be back on Friday with some Wonderously Witty Fiction…or so he claims…hopefully it isn’t his resume…
so, until we meet again please be always,
November 8, 2016 | Categories: Elevenses | Tags: cake, Cats, cookies, Edgar Allan Poe, fantasy, fiction, gek, goth, gothic, music, nerd, octopus, Pagan, punk, reading, recipes, sci fi, science fiction, steampunk, tea, victor and the bully, witches, writing | Leave a comment